Be Prepared
This morning in our condo complex swimming pool a fellow frequent
visitor to Rehoboth Beach now living in Fort Lauderdale asked, "How
was your trip?"
He was referring to the post-Christmas three day jaunt that my partner
and I took to enjoy the lights, sounds and sights of the Big Apple. And
yes—before I go further—we can swim in our outdoor heated pool 365
days a year, barring hurricanes, tropical storms and other assorted
inconveniences. But I still miss Rehoboth.
When I didn’t immediately respond with, "Oh, it was wonderful
and we had a great time," and when he noted my long silent pause, he
raised his eyebrow and said, "Maybe I shouldn’t have asked."
"I’m just struggling to find the right descriptive word," I
countered. "Let me just say it was an experience—and overall a good
experience, but not without angst." Then I went on to describe the
fact that instead of staying in the city, we were staying with my partner’s
brother and his wife in New Jersey some twenty miles out of New York. That
meant we either had to borrow brother Eric’s car in order to access
train transportation into the city or rely on Eric as our taxi driver.
I had suggested renting a car in order to avoid sibling dependency, but
in a nod to economy, we relied on Eric for both transportation and
housing. Early on our first morning, and by prior arrangement, we borrowed
Eric’s Audi and headed to a nearby Y for a morning workout. Slowly
backing out of the driveway we felt a slight jolt and heard a loud POW.
The utility pole at the end of the driveway had deliberately jumped behind
the car and stopped us. South Floridians aren’t accustomed to frost on
the rear windshield and, truthfully, we never saw the pole.
A quick survey of the damage revealed only a few paint scratches which
Eric later admitted were the result of his encounter with a different pole
at a different place and a different time. Nevertheless, it was no way to
start the day.
Our second fiasco was that evening when we went into the city to see
Spamalot and the ticket taker informed us that our tickets were for the
following evening. I had bought the tickets and in my mind we were seeing
the Rockettes at Rockefeller Center the following evening at five p.m. and
Spamalot that night at eight. But I’d gotten the dates of the two shows
confused. As a result we missed the Radio City Christmas show completely
and $360 dollars worth of tickets went down the tubes.
We did finally see Spamalot the following evening and loved its
slapstick high school humor thoroughly. As we retreated across the Hudson
on the Hoboken ferry after the show, I couldn’t help but remember our
April visit to Amsterdam at tulip time. Instead of checking our travel
documents when they arrived, I stuck them in a drawer. When I did check
them, a week ahead of our departure, I discovered that the travel agency
had booked us into the Amsterdam hotel of our choice for August, not
April. Oh well, both months start with "A." I guess that counts
for something.
Since we were arriving in Amsterdam on Good Friday and staying in the
city through the Easter weekend, and since there was a World Cup soccer
playoff in town, all the hotels in the city were booked solid. We ended up
at a Holiday Inn on the outskirts of Amsterdam, the only advantage of
which was the fact that it was at the end of a transit line which made
accessing the city easy. Every time we boarded the trolley we attempted to
purchase a three day pass only to be told that the operator didn’t have
any and we could purchase it on the next trolley. For three days we
traveled all over Amsterdam free of charge courtesy of the local transit
system because no one had the advertised three day pass.
With memories of New York and Amsterdam in my mind, as we entered the
New Year I resolved that I would revert to my Boy Scout heritage and make
more of an effort to "Be Prepared"—but not necessarily as Tom
Lehrer, an MIT math professor who gave up teaching to become a New York
cabaret stalwart in the sixties, wrote about preparedness. I’ve long
remembered the lyrics of his song.
Be Prepared! That’s the Boy Scouts’ marching song,
Be Prepared! As through life you march along.
Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well.
Don’t write naughty words on walls, if you can’t spell.
Be Prepared! To hide that pack of cigarettes.
Don’t make book if you cannot cover bets.
Keep those reefers hidden where they’ll not be found,
And don’t smoke them when the scoutmaster’s around.
For he only will insist that they be shared.
Be Prepared!
Be Prepared! That’s the Boy Scouts’ solemn creed,
Be Prepared! And be clean in word and deed.
Don’t solicit for your sister, that’s not nice,
Unless you get a good percentage of her price.
Be Prepared! And be careful not to do
Your good deeds when there’s no one watching you.
If you’re looking for adventure of a new and different kind,
And you come across a Girl Scout who is similarly inclined,
Don’t be bashful, don’t be backward, don’t be scared.
Be Prepared!
Now why can I remember the words of a 1960s song and not remember which
date we have tickets to see the Rockettes? Perhaps it’s because I really
don’t have much of a Boy Scout heritage after all. I never made it past
Wolf Cub, the lowest entry level to the fraternity. I was bored making
coasters out of rolls of confetti so I rejected the Scouts before they had
a chance to reject me—for other reasons that became increasingly obvious
as time went by.
But when it comes to travel planning, I resolve to be more careful next
time.