Rushing the Summer Season
It was an unseasonably warm spring day when the city people began
returning. Mrs. Farragut watched the helpless creatures disembark from the
ferry boat with their bags and flowers and dogs. Frantic and noisy, they
headed towards their cottages.
Mrs. Farragut was a seasonal landlord. Every summer season she rented
out her little Cherry Grove cottage to the city people and went to stay in
another of her Fire Island houses. Last autumn’s big hurricane hadn’t
damaged her places too bad. Others hadn’t been so fortunate. But it hadn’t
stopped the city people from returning.
That same evening, Mrs. Farragut had just tossed another piece of
driftwood into her fire when someone knocked on her door. It was one of
the men from the city, wearing tortoise glasses, a fur coat, and a regular
mess of scarves and handkerchiefs around his throat. He was looking for
ice. Ice! The freak wanted ice for one of those everlasting cocktails they
always have. But Mrs. Farragut had no ice. She didn’t feel she needed
it.
The next afternoon, she went for a stroll. The ocean was bright blue
and though the sun was blazing you’d need a sweater at night. If
pressed, she would admit that she looked forward to the city people
returning each spring. Their eccentric behavior amused her. She nodded to
the elderly woman with the umbrella and the man’s haircut. She stopped
to speak to the man who had been searching for ice and who was now
scratching out a flower garden in the sand where no real garden belonged.
A daffy woman wearing a big diamond ring told Mrs. Farragut that she was
searching the beach for old fishing rods to tie together and make a
curtain pole. City people.
Each one crazier than the last.
These words were penned back in 1938 by John Mosher, a gay man and a
homeowner on Fire Island. He liked to chronicle the lives of his eccentric
friends in the pages of The New Yorker.
When I read Mosher’s story about "city people"—a code
word for gays if I ever heard one—returning to Fire Island for the
summer, I realized how little has changed since Mosher’s time.
The gays are still rushing the summer season.
You should have seen ‘em in Rehoboth over Easter weekend. Picking
pansies at Tomato Sunshine and purchasing paint at Home Depot. Why, there
was more cruising going on at Lowes than at the Blue Moon. And, speaking
of the Moon, it was festive. Yes, a scent of summer was in the air—or
maybe that was just too much cologne? The age of the cocktailers had
dropped twenty years; waist sizes two to four inches. Bold cabana stripe
shirts were prevalent, as were those cockeyed checked numbers that are
starting to look more International Male than Tom Ford. Lots of sandals
and flip flops. And, I even saw one pair of red Bermuda shorts adorned
with little blue sailfish, which in my opinion was just a tad too hopeful.
Yes indeed, the "city people" are returning, even before all
the daffodils have faded and ahead of the yellow pollen drop, which I’ve
always considered the real beginning of the summer season because after
the drop it’s safe to take to the screened porch for cocktailing and
conversation.
Now, lest you label me a killjoy, let me assure you that’s not the
case. I’m merely making some observations and pointing out what I think
are some amusing parallels between gay Rehoboth in 2006 and gay Fire
Island in 1938. And, if you’re the least bit interested in knowing what
I did over Easter, well, I’ll tell you. I planted a window box with
orange Portulaca, unpacked the cut-offs and summer blankets, ironed up my
Lacoste shirts, and made the switch from whiskey and auto-bronzers to
tequila and antihistimines.
Rich Barnett is an unabashed gay, liberal, tree-hugging,
truck-driving, whiskey-drinking, story-teller. If you have ideas you’d
like him to explore,e-mail him at