Camp Cabbage Patch: Tuesday’s With Melons
Get used to it. "Meet you at the market!" is no doubt going
to be heard on Tuesdays from now until fall.
Last Tuesday, under crystal clear blue skies, the mayor rung the bell
at precisely 3 p.m. and you could rub a rhubarb by 3:01.
Tuesday’s throngs could choose from local farmers in 12 tents and
mingle with hundreds of neighbors and friends, whilst a country band
serenaded among the squash.
And I learned that blackberries have a dual meaning at a farmers market
in 2007. You could be gazing at fruit (all kinds!) and still check your
e-mail.
Our proud Market Master, Pat Coluzzi is indeed the master of the
machinations that come with an opening. Cool as a cucumber—she made sure
the tents were pitched, the bag piper, Henry DeWitt, was there early, and
Mayor Sam Cooper was there on time.
Kelli Steele, who proudly made the transition from Communications
Director for the Governor to her duties at the Department of Agriculture
is beaming and blackberry-ing as she helps the state establish a whole new
set of farmers markets. She quickly and proudly points to the sign
"Grown Fresh with Care in Delaware!"
And growing with care is evidently a smart thing to do. Just ask Andy
Meddick, owner of Good For You Natural Market in Lewes. He and his
partner, Tom McGlone, picked and displayed 10 lbs of spinach that morning
and it was gone in 15 minutes. It seems that with the recent spinach scare…one
just needs to put the words "care" (and Delaware)…and people
will literally eat it up.
Kelly Freeman is a member of the third generation of Freeman Farms, a
100 year establishment that moved into growing fresh fruits and vegetables
20 years ago—and her strawberries were the talk of the town. I
completely avoided the vendor with "I’m redneck proud" on
their bumper—no sense playing my fruit card at the fruit stand with
someone who is redneck proud.
You may have caught it last week—Rich Barnett sniffed out quite the
story of Rehoboth smells, especially on the boardwalk. Well step back off
the boardwalk about a mile to Grove Park, Rich. There’s a new olfactory
kid on the block—and it’s the Farmers Market.
What a way to while away the hours. As if you needed another reason to
covet the beach life. Day trippers are already envious of weekenders.
Weekenders are envious of weeklies who are envious of monthlies who are
envious of summer shares. Everyone is envious of the year ‘rounders. So
add the Tuesday Farmers Market to the list of whys. Another Rehoboth
milestone was reached. And trust me, you want to call in sick with a
Tuesday toothache and hang out.
Later in the day, I stationed myself near the exit to find out what
people were cooking differently now that they had this incredibly
delectable resource at their fingertips. Mable was headed home with stir
fry, Cookie with the chicken cacciatore, Linda and Rick with herbed salad
and a jack cheese, Cecelia with cheese and strawberries and an anniversary
dinner to plan, and Commissioner Gossett with strawberries and rhubarb for
a pie (can you say "overachiever"—it’s a freakin’ school
night!).
The singer in the band proudly proclaimed "Here’s one that will
have you crying in your strawberries!" Fully expecting a Patsy Cline
rendition, instead the threesome sang a little diddy about waiting for the
midnight angel. It was only 6 p.m.
As the roving reporter who witnessed the community come together so
beautifully on this spectacular weekday, I proposed naming this article
"Tuesday Meld." But the feature editor decided that everyone on
North Shore would "get it" and no one on Poodle would. (I
pictured us out there on Poodle with a huge overhead showing photos of
Tuesday Weld and explaining…"she’s a rather campy little blonde
thing from the 60s…"
Then I proposed the title "Tuesday’s with Mangoes" and our
perfect and precise Market Master wouldn’t let us use the name of a
fruit that wasn’t’ indigenous to the state. We compromised on Tuesdays
with Melons—with a tip of the hat to Morrie, of course.
After hours with a splendiferous cornucopia of fruits and vegetables,
it was time for nuts. The Republican debate was on at 7 p.m. Suffice to
say that after a wonderful afternoon with friends and fruits (often the
same entities) these nuts in neckties sure dampened my spirits. Just days
earlier, all of the Dems in the race came to our defense (as in department
of…) But not these guys. No, the Grand Old Pontificators bashed us as
usual. Even the one that is supposedly "too liberal" on social
issues said he would continue to ban open homosexuals from service. So
here’s the question to Mayor Giuliani—"Did you tell the two hunks
with whom you once bunked that you sold them out to General Peter
Pace?"
Tutti Frutti, Oh Rudy! Heaven help us if ANY of these morons get in. My
clock with Bush’s Last Day says we have 591 days and 17 hours left.
But there’s only 3 days and 13 hours until the next Farmers Market!
Did I mention it was on Tuesdays? And that people meld—which is why we
almost called the article…