And the Winning Line is...
Taking
the stage is daunting enough, I imagine. Following a self—and otherwise—proclaimed
"icon" certainly has to steepen the hill. Still dozens of
performers brought highly decorated faces to the 2006 Follies competing
for audience approval against the highly anticipated antics of Christopher
Peterson.
Renowned starlet (read female impersonator) Peterson was stunning as
the mistress of ceremonies. Playing "herself" to a the big
crowd, Peterson ran the show but also rested her assorted high end high
heels in between acts to watch as others shined with great wit delivered
through song, script and stellar costumes.
None of the performances were to be discounted as the 5th annual
Follies reigned down on the Rehoboth Beach Convention Center July 22.
Holy Bouncing Ballerinas, you just know it is going to be interesting
when the prop list reads: one big, pink wand, two butterfly nets, three
large magnifying glasses, and a $1,000 feather boa.
At the conclusion of the eclectic evening, judges were challenged to
decide on the best acts—bestowing Gold Barbie, Silver Barbie and the
Bronze Barbie trophies—to their top choices; And as anyone in attendance
will agree, the Follies brought an enormous amount of talent and humor to
Rehoboth Beach and the winners should be proud. However, some of the best
lines were uttered off-stage.
In pursuit of the coveted Barbie awards one act incorporated a life
sized Barbie, Follies producer/stage manager Murray Archibald is still
laughing at a sincere question asked by the sound man during a dress
rehearsal, "He called to me, ‘When is that Barbie-cue again,’ We
both just laughed and felt hungry!" said Archibald.
A
sense of humor is a requirement when assembling a production this dazzling
and let’s face it silly.
Sandra Skidmore, a dedicated CAMP Rehoboth volunteer who participated
in two skits, said, "I have more ham in me than Smithfield, Virginia
so I was happy to be a part of Follies," she said. "It is great
fun for a great cause."
Skidmore, who can be counted as one of the growing group of
"straight girls" like me who support CAMP’s commitment to our
community took on hilarious roles in takeoffs of "Brokeback
Mountain" and "Gidget" "I said you need me to be a
horse’s ass, I’ll be a horse’s ass—but in the second skit I did
make sure Gidget got a guy!!" Proceeds from Fo
llies—which
features an auction, cash bar, and special sponsorship seating
opportunities—benefit all of CAMP Rehoboth’s programs including
education, outreach, and continued progress with their Baltimore Avenue
based Community Center.
Another good line came offstage from official judge and Follies
"virgin" Steve Twilley who said,"Comedy is strange.
Sometimes a joke that soars among friends falls flat to an audience.
Nothing fell flat at Follies, in fact I’d have to say there were lots of
curves," he laughed in references to often anatomically embellished
cast. Twilley, who serves as executive director of Sussex County AIDS
Council, added that his favorite line came from the non-competing opening
act featuring a motley crew in black tops and frilly pink cotton candy
colored tutus. I loved the line, "Some use muscle-bound boys, to keep
your eyes on them. But it’s a fact that basic black hides a multitude of
sins!"
CAMP
Executive Director Steve Elkins—who donned the aforementioned and
appropriate black T with his fluttery tutu—had yet another amusing,
offstage quote, "The guys dressed as sheep were probably the funniest
scene of the night. None of them wanted to do it beforehand, and
afterwards, none of them wanted to give up their costumes," he
laughed.
Host Peterson, infamous for his portrayals of Barbra Streisand, Judy
Garland, Marilyn Monroe, Bette Davis, Tina Turner and Lucille Ball is
currently performing his Eyecons show at Atlantic Sands and everyone hopes
he’ll return to Follies for a frolicking good time next year.
So the evening began with the theme from Night Rider, but definitely
was not Mission Impossible and when Follies 2007 rolls around don’t
forget, "How does a skit become a hit? With plenty of laughter and a
dash of wit."
See you at Sundance!
Photos: Gold Barbie winners, Victoria’s Secrets; Christopher
Peterson backstage; the Men in Pink with Barbie Awards, and Big Barbie;
Bronze Barbie winners Coming Out of Hiding; Silver Barbie winners The
Marylanders.