You Call That A Gown?
Some of you probably noticed that the last issue of Letters was missing
my column. There is a reason for that. Many of you have been following the
ongoing saga of my bout with congestive heart failure. I had to get all my
affairs in order before I left for Dallas for an Angiogram. I never knew
how involved all this could be. My bank accounts had to be checked and
done over. Seems the beneficiaries were long gone. Luckily, editor Steve
understood and I got a reprieve to calm my shaking nerves. I was very
worried about the situation that awaited me in Dallas’ Baylor Hospital.
The Baylor Hospital called before my visit there to check on my
insurance policy, address, age, etc. It was explained to me again that if
during the Angiogram they found a clogged or blocked artery, that they
would immediately do a bypass—single, double, triple, quadruple—if
need be...and to plan to be there for a week should that occur.
I left early Tuesday afternoon to catch the plane from Salisbury to
Philadelphia, then from Philly to Dallas and home to the hubby. The plane
in Salisbury was held back from leaving due to a thunderstorm in the
Philly area. I had an hour layover there to catch the Dallas flight. We
took off a half hour late, got to Philly but waited 25 minutes on the
landing field. I was rushed for time to say the least. And the plane from
Dallas left from the opposite end of the airport. I ran—yes ran—as
fast as I could—bags and all—till I got to the kiosk. They had already
loaded the plane. The attendant said to stop and slow down—I was totally
drenched. She said I looked to be in good shape for such running—little
did she realize I was going for a heart operation. Down the jetway, and
they closed the door behind me. What a great start, eh?
We landed in Dallas 25 minutes late. Nick was there to pick me up. We
walked outside and it was like walking into a blast furnace. Typical
Dallas summer weather: 100 degrees and 200% humidity. It was tough to
breathe.
I was told not to eat or drink anything after 12 noon. I called Baylor
to let them know I had arrived. They wanted me there to register at 5:30
a.m. Oh, boy.
We were up at 4:30 a.m. Hey, it’s dark outside! We got there to
register. They sat me down in a cubicle and explained what they were going
to do, and to ask for a $500 deductible payment upfront. "Bill me for
it," I said. We were taken upstairs where I was told by my nurse,
Keisha, that I was first on the list to go in the OR. A volunteer named
Larry came into the room to explain the procedure—the same he said had
done twice before. He was very nice and helpful. Keisha came back into the
room with a bag and a gown. The bag was for all the clothes I had on. The
gown was way too small, so she went searching for a large one. Ok, ok, we’ve
all seen those hospital gowns, right? Why do they call them gowns? They
look nothing like it. Are they made of taffeta, silk, organza? Nope—cotton—plain
light blue potato sack. The tie in the back was ripped off and the snap
didn’t snap. I put on a show for Keisha and Nick. Try and look dignified
wearing one of these things—it ain’t gonna happen. Then come the hook
ups and IVs. Oh, joy! So now I’m about to go to "the room."
Can’t say I wasn’t scared—you would be too.
They came for me, and wheeled me down the maze of hallways till I was
in a large room with a huge machine and bed in the middle. They moved me
onto the bed and washed down my abdomen and right leg. Yeck. They put a
sedative in my IV to calm me and hit me with a local in the groin. They
were going to put the tube in my femoral artery—one of the largest
arteries in the body. My doctor came in to remind me that if there is a
clog then it’s off to surgery—big time. I was awake for the entire
procedure. My doctor was telling me what he was doing while working on me.
He said he was releasing the dye into the heart—twice. He then said it
looked like the damage to my heart was from a virus—he was that sure.
But no clogged arteries at all—fact is, they were all clear. Whew!
I was told I was going to the recovery room for an hour of observation
and not to move my right leg (it was clamped down). The IV taped to my
right arm was really bothering me. The nurse in recovery was very nice and
personable. After my hour in recovery I was wheeled back to my regular
room. Oh, and by the way, my Nick was there every chance he got, and beat
me back to my room. I was told that if I didn’t have any complications I
could go home in 4 hours, but I was being monitored for any reaction or
complication. They brought in a lunch menu for us, and this was not your
typical hospital food. It was very gourmet. After we finished lunch, Nick
sacked out on the sofa bed and I watched TV while my nurse checked on me
every 15 minutes.
It was 4 o’clock when I was told I could go home. I got my release
papers and my new meds—two high blood pressure medications—Altace and
Coreg. I do not have high blood pressure but these medications will help
my heart work less hard. Nick said we should get the prescriptions for the
meds filled so we went to the local Wal-mart where the pharmacist informed
me that these two meds would cost over $200 for a month. My health
insurance doesn’t cover these, and she said I should call the doctor’s
office to see if there might be a cheaper alternative (generic) to these.
We did, but they were closed. Wal-mart said to come back tomorrow. The
doctor’s office called the next day and said to stop back at the office
that afternoon for some samples to get me started. Since my doctor had
left on vacation a generic med would have to wait. We picked up the
samples from the office that afternoon along with instructions on how to
use them.
Now I’m on four different types of medication. We went back to the
condo and I was complaining about a headache, and this one was pretty
severe. Seems I would have it for the next 3 days due to the anesthesia
they gave me. I started the new medications and got a reaction—my
peripheral eyesight was affected. Everything was wavy like I was
underwater. They said this would eventually go away, and it did. I have to
return to Baylor in about 4-6 weeks to set up an electro-cardiogram. Oh,
boy!
I’d like to thank all of you who have wished me luck, and for all the
nice things you’ve said. I’m a very lucky guy. See you at the beach.