All Fishermen Are Liars, and
The Lobster Chronicles
Author: Linda Greenlaw
The
presence of hurricane (well, by then, tropical storm) Charley was just
beginning to be felt in Rehoboth last Saturday night as I met up with
friends perched on stools at a local bar. It had been the kind of day that
never really emerged from a gray, misty morning, and darkness seemed to
roll in earlier than usual. The increasing wind and waterfalls of rain
pouring off the roofs in the alley outside provided us with the perfect
inspiration for a longer-than-usual visit. After peeling (and eating) an
embarrassing quantity of steamed shrimp, however, I remembered that the
local bookstore was hosting author and commercial fisherman Linda Greenlaw,
who was signing copies of her latest book, All Fishermen Are Liars. Since
one of the women in our group claims she is a fisherman (we’ve never
actually seen her in action) and her favorite fishing maxim is "All
fishermen are liars except for you and me, and I’m not so sure about
you," I dragged her out into the rain and down the street to meet a
woman with a most interesting career.
Linda Greenlaw has spent virtually her whole adult life fishing. She
left her small Maine island village only to attend college, then returned
to the area and began the grueling work of commercial fishing. She worked
her way up to captaining her own swordfish boat, the Hannah Boden, which
was the sister ship to the boat lost in Junger’s 1999 book A Perfect
Storm. Greenlaw was portrayed as a major character in the movie of the
same name and published her own account of that terrible storm at sea, The
Hungry Ocean, in 2000, which I reviewed for Letters when it was first
released. I originally found her non-traditional choice of careers
intriguing, but I came away from that book, as well as her subsequent
books, admiring how much her gender was not an issue. Greenlaw isn’t
trying to prove one single thing about women’s rights; she just wants to
catch fish, which is somehow even more inspiring.
As my friend and I dodged puddles and umbrella spokes to catch the tail
end of the signing, I wondered what Greenlaw would look like in person.
From her writing, I learned that commercial fishing is both dangerous and
laborious. Her book jacket photograph showed a grinning, capable and
sensible-looking woman; when we arrived at the store, however, I realized
I had imagined her as a much larger woman. Actually fairly petite,
Greenlaw was quiet and straightforward, simply dressed in pants and Teva
sandals. I marveled (silently) how much muscle and strength must be
contained in that small frame.
Greenlaw’s most recent two books are slightly different from one
another. When readers last saw the author at the end of The Hungry Ocean,
she was contemplating a major change in lifestyle. The tragedy of that
huge storm seemed to take a lot out of her. As she explains in The Lobster
Chronicles, Greenlaw moved home to be with her parents and take a break
from the long swordfishing excursions, which could put her off-island and
out at sea for months at a time. Her apparently boundless energy could not
be contained, however, and she found the need to return to the sea. As a
compromise with herself or perhaps a new challenge, Greenlaw decided to
try lobster fishing, another huge commercial industry for her native
Maine. She enlisted the help of her seventy-odd year old father and bought
her own vessel, the Mattie Belle. Greenlaw walks her readers through a
typical season preparing for and trapping lobsters. Awash with interesting
details and facts about the industry and process, the book also offers
humorous glimpses into island life and the many characters that call the
Isle au Haut home.
Greenlaw’s most recent book, however, is a slightly different style,
one most appropriate for that particular evening when I met the author.
Interested in branching out into more fictional writing, Greenlaw decided
to put together a narrative that includes several old-fashioned sea
stories particular to her area of Maine. The format for her prose suits
the subject matter well; the author and her favorite fishing mentor,
Alden, whom readers will remember from The Hungry Ocean, spend an extended—albeit
liquid-y—lunch (impressively long into the evening hours) at a Portland
bar, a favorite haunt of fishermen and business people alike. Under the
guise of engaging Alden with some reminiscing and telling of fishing
stories, Greenlaw tries to talk Alden into retiring from fishing because
of his failing health. Readers are privy to both tiers of this frame tale,
both the camaraderie in the bar and the stories told there. Tales range
from a pot-smuggling fishing fugitive to Caribbean controversies.
Contributing to the general noise and confusion are the bumbling and
incorrigible Island Boys, a dangerously funny duo first appearing in The
Lobster Chronicles. The stories are interspersed with what Greenlaw calls
"Bar Snacks," brief vignettes or fun facts about fishing, such
as the ten most common lies fishermen tell, a list that includes the old
standby, "You should have seen the one that got away."
Martha the fisherman (Greenlaw insists that fishing terminology remain
free of political correctness) and I tromped back through the rain with
our newly-signed copies (okay, they’re hers, but I told her she had to
read The Hungry Ocean and The Perfect Storm first, which allowed me to
read the new books right away-heh heh). Back at the bar, our partners were
bravely waiting out the storm by keeping the bartender busy and our seats
warm. We all settled in and passed the wet evening swapping stories and
sharing laughs. A few boating and fishing tales even surfaced, including
Martha’s "one that got away," an hours-long battle with a
mysteriously large "fish". She freely admits (when plied with
several vodka shots) that she didn’t actually ever see the fish that
dragged her in a sixteen foot fishing boat some thirty miles offshore, but
she’s sure it must have been huge. With no available witnesses to this
epic sea-tale, she is free to fulfill the time-honored tradition of fine
fishermen everywhere by lying her pants off.