A Dirty Job
Christopher Moore (2006)
Fall is the smell of new notebooks, freshly sharpened pencils, and
brand new leather shoes. At least, that was the smell of fall before I
became a teacher. As a student (even in college), I loved planning and
organizing my approach to a new school year ripe with possibilities. As a
teacher, I realize I now associate the beginning of school with last year’s
chalk dust, this year’s asbestos dust, too many sweaty
hormonally-charged bodies shoved into an un-air conditioned room, and
moldy books. Of course, I teach in a poverty-ridden, overcrowded school
last renovated in the 1960s (until this past summer when our apparently
deranged approach to unsystematic demolition, renovation, and construction
converged two days before students were due to return).
People outside the field of education will often ask why my fellow
sufferers and I put up with this district. With so many other, newer,
smaller, better-funded schools, why aren’t we leaving in droves? (Well,
we always lose a few weak-hearted the first week, but that dust, at least,
appears to be settling.) Knee-deep in graduate classes this year, I think
I finally get it. We are all under the delusion that we have some higher
purpose in our job. In a (very) sick way, we feel important, necessary. No
reasonably sane person could work there unless she or he felt as though
they were somehow removed from the daily grime. Our purposeful stress
unites us.
I suspect that many careers are like this. Workers create a lofty
rationale for their pain. But no one can hold a candle to Charlie Asher.
"He got off at the end of the line, bought a Wall Street Journal from
a machine, then walked to the nearest storm drain, spread out the Journal
to protect his trousers against oil stains, then got down on his hands and
knees and screamed into the drain gate, ‘I have been chosen, so don’t
fuck with me!’ [...] As he headed back to the shop that particular
morning, he realized, with no little sense of irony, that until he became
Death, he’d never felt so alive." With that statement, Charlie
brushed aside the smaller inconveniences associated with his new job—sewer-dwelling
harpies, soul vessel collection risks, and hellhounds—and grasped his
larger purpose in life.
Christopher Moore is known for his quirky sense of humor and ballsy
writing, but Dirty Job takes this talent to a new level. Readers who
enjoyed Zadie Smith’s White Teeth will find similarities between the two
writers’ styles and zany subject matter. In Dirty Job, Moore endows his
main character, Charlie, with immediate grief, the death of his young wife
just as she gives birth to their first child, Sophie. Oddly enough,
however, Charlie sees a tall black man dressed entirely in mint green
leaving her bedside. He seems shocked that Charlie could see him, and he
hurried away with Charlie’s wife’s favorite CD tucked inside his coat.
For awhile after, things go from bad to worse, although Moore spins such a
sad tale with so much humor that it hardly seems like death could really
be so bad.
Finally, though, the "beta male" that is Charlie embraces his
new identity, finds his higher purpose, and begins living life with Sophie
to the fullest, seeking excellent cheese with wild abandon. With a host of
other part-stereotypical, part-boundary-breaking characters, Charlie finds
plenty of help with his new daily routine. There’s Jane, his sweet,
androgynous, David Bowie-esque, Italian suit-swiping lesbian sister with
commitment issues; the English-impaired-but-Sophie-loving widows Korjev
and Ling; and Lily, his brooding, mouthy, sixteen-year-old,
school-ditching employee who is already unhealthily obsessed with death
and, quite frankly, finds Charlie’s new identity a complete travesty of
justice.
As the years whiz by, Charlie encounters many opportunities for growth
via his friends and his new job. Most of his friends are concerned about
his lack of relationships, and they push him to lose what they feel may be
a harmful attachment to death. Jane lays it on the line for Charlie:
"‘She was a sweet woman, and you’re much more pitiful now than
you were then. You had more hair then, and you didn’t have a kid and two
dogs the size of Volvos [(Sophie’s pets, the 400-pound hellhounds)].
Hell, there’s probably some order of nuns that would do you now, just as
a holy act of mercy. Or penance. [...] The Sisters of Perpetual Nookiless
Suffering. [...] The Holy Order of Saint Bonny of the BJ, patron saint of
Web porn and incurable wankers.’" Jane sees a lot more action than
Charlie, given that the book is set in gay-friendly San Francisco.
Ultimately, Moore manages to inject humor in many different forms into
a book that deals with some heavy topics: dealing with grief, rescuing the
self from loneliness, and searching for a purpose or identity to be
gleaned from a very dirty job indeed.
Rebecca James divides her time between teaching and studying in
Allentown, Pennsylvania and reading and relaxing in Rehoboth Beach,
Delaware. Thanks for the book suggestion, Jeff. Recommend a
recently-published book for review: