At this time of year, all the big picture prognosticators like to weigh in
on what they feel will be deemed award-worthy, as Hollywood is set to
embark on a multi-month trophy orgy.
The Golden Globes, The Screen Actors Guild, The People’s Choice, The
Blockbuster Awards and The Academy Awards are just a smattering of what is
to clog our collective conscience in the weeks ahead. So let’s skip
right ahead to the summer.
This is the beach, right? And with the "official" end of
summer having recently passed, what better time to look ahead at what is
on the slate, cinematically speaking, for the summer of 2005?
It may seem like déjà vu, as Hollywood seems to be prepared to churn
out a slew of sequels and remakes. But, then again, who said summer is a
time for creativity?
Here’s a peek ahead (remember, dates are subject to change at this
early stage of the game):
April
Yes, though technically not summer, several studios start their
"event pictures" this month in an attempt to cash in early on
the crowds.
The Amityville Horror—Michael Bay, who racked up a hit with the
remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre last year, now takes on the ultimate
haunted house tale of supernatural and paranormal shenanigans in a sleepy
suburban abode.
Ask the Dust—Salma Hayek plays a feisty Mexican hottie who hopes to
rise above her current lot in life by marrying a wealthy American. Things
go askew when she meets Arturo Bandini (played by Colin Farrell), a
first-generation Italian hoping to land a writing career and a blue-eyed
blonde on his arm. This Tom Cruise-produced feature is directed by Robert
Towne.
Elizabethtown—Director Cameron Crowe (Almost Famous) returns with
this ensemble comedy intended to be "a love letter to the resilience
of the life force." The lengthy list of actors signed include Kirsten
Dunst, Orlando Bloom, Susan Sarandon, Judy Greer, Jessica Biel and Loudon
Wainwright III.
May
Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith—All will be forgiven for The
Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones if director George Lucas ends this
trilogy with panache (read: no trade federation talks and demolish Jar
Jar). This one takes place at the end of the Clone Wars and shows how
young Anakin finally succumbs to the Dark Side of the Force.
Madagascar—From the DreamWorks animation team (who gave us Shrek, but
also Father of the Pride) comes this computer generated tale of a group of
zoo residents who accidentally get shipped to the wilds of Africa. The
film features the voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, Jada Pinkett-Smith
and David Schwimmer.
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy—Based on the Douglas Adams
best-seller, this adventure follows a group of intergalactic joy riders,
starring Martin Freeman, Sam Rockwell, Mos Def, Zooey Deschanel, John
Malkovich.
June
Batman Begins—Taking a proper turn away from the camp-and-codpiece
capers that director Joel Schumacher had digressed into, Begins shows us
the roots of this caped crusader. Christian Bale stars as the masked
superhero and Christopher (Memento) Nolan directs. The cast is also
rounded out with Michael Caine, Liam Neeson, Morgan Freeman, Gary Oldman,
Katie Holmes, Tom Wilkinson, Cillian Murphy, Rutger Hauer and Ken
Watanabe.
Fun with Dick & Jane—Remaking the Jane Fonda-George Segal
feature, Jim Carey and Cameron Diaz reunite as the titular leads who lose
everything and turn to a life of crime.
July
Bewitched—This one seems too good to be true. Apparently not as much
a remake of the popular kitschy sitcom, but a film "about making a
sitcom into a feature film." Whatever, as long as you have a cast
like Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and Michael Caine, I’m
there.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory—The long-awaited reteaming of
director Tim Burton and his male muse Johnny Depp could not have a richer
turf to reunite. Based more closely on the darker vision of the Roald Dahl
classic, Depp show us his Willy… Wonka, that is.
The Pink Panther—No one could ever capture the utter comedic
perfection that was Peter Sellers, and, as game as Steve Martin may be as
Inspector Clouseau, his latest big-screen dalliances have been far from
ingenious.
Monster-in-Law—Poor little J. Lo. She’s taken quite a drubbing in
2004, so we can only hope this poor little lass can overcome the Gigli
curse with this comedy, which marks the big-screen return of Jane Fonda.
August
Everything is Illuminated—Based on the novel by Jonathan Safran Foer,
Elijah Wood stars as a young Jewish American who travels to the Ukraine in
the hope of finding the woman who saved his grandfather from the Nazis.
Aeon Flux—Charlize Theron is currently hospitalized while filming
this live-action version of the popular cult cartoon, so we shall see if
it makes the date for summer. The film is set 1,000 years in the future,
when disease has wiped out the majority of the population. Theron plays
the titular lead who leads an underground rebellion of the government.
No date, but scheduled
Jurassic Park IV—Steven Spielberg has not named a director of this
installment (he may even take the reigns himself), and remains
tight-lipped as to the details. Web reports, if true, reveal enticing
tidbits, and leads Sam Neil and Jeff Goldblum have signed on.
Brokeback Mountain—Set in Texas and Wyoming, Mountain is the romantic
tale of two male cowboys from very different backgrounds who meet and fall
in love while working together as ranch hands near Wyoming’s Brokeback
Mountain the summer of 1961. Starring Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal and
directed by Ang Lee.
War of the Worlds—Steven Spielberg teams with Tom Cruise for this
adaptation of H.G. Wells’ classic.
Sit tight during the following months and allow Hollywood to break its
arm patting itself on the back and just keep focused for those hazy summer
months at the multiplex, for it’s only eight months away.