August 28, 1998 - Being Scene

LETTERS From CAMP Rehoboth

Being Scene

Bad girl, you sad girl, youre such a naughty bad girl.... All was well at 302 Laurels Back Room Bordello. Madame Sassy LaRue a.k.a. Brian Barber shined brightly in her new role as Rehoboths premiere courtesan while Bill Fanelli and concubine, Delta Dawn, emerged as a sparkle in the eye of many beholders. Guests of the early afternoon sleaze ball were even treated to a very special Monica Lewdinski Clinton Creme Brouille. But just when things were getting hot and steamy, the mother of all social over-seers and part-time nun, Sister Iris Riss a.k.a. Ed Rucker, showed up to dampen everyones spirit. "Repent! Whores O Babylon!" cried the wholesome woman to the crowd. "Hussies go to hell!" Luckily, famed X-rated film star, Chris Stone, was on hand to help soothe Sister Iris rage. The sexy star simply approached the nun with all the bulging charm a stud could muster. What happened next could only be described in the words of an innocent bystander: "Thats what I call breaking a bad habit!"

First Aid for the nineties.... If John McLaughlin and Mike Smith have anything to be happy about, it shouldnt be that they put on a fantastic party with decorative props, good food and birthday cake. Instead, they should be pleased to have such good lady friends in the military who took their party theme so seriously. What would we have done if Commandress Barbara Ann Bushed a.k.a. Brent Minor, Colonel Myrna a.k.a. Mark Kimble, and Sergeant Stella a.k.a. Curt Leciejewski hadnt decided to Save Ryans Privates in a medical tent on the 1013 Fifth Street property? The partys first-aid fortress was well equipped with all the necessary survival tools one needs when at war with strong, masculine men: dirty magazines, a cushy cot, and something Barbara Ann Bushed called General Flo-Tillas Fresh and Fancy Fleet Kit. The quality of the first aid given was confirmed by a soldier who emerged from the tent saying, "My broken finger doesnt feel any better, but I sure enjoyed the physical."

Going bananas.... When Scott Campbell and Steve Babe decided to decorate their 210 New Castle Jungle Party with bananas, they had no idea that the attending crowd of savages would pluck them from the trees and use them to simulate manly endowments. Given the jam-packed nature of the party, these protruding tree fruits grazed quite a few innocent party-goers from behind, particularly those wearing skimpy loin cloths. To put an end to this banana invasion, house couple Tom Schwartzendruber and Jim Graham ordered housemate, Kevin Love, to eat all the bananas in sight. Unfortunately, Kevin confused one patrons real endowment for a banana, and received a swift kick to the torso resulting in several broken ribs. Although there is still doubt as to whether Kevin honestly misidentified the so-called "banana," how could anyone who reads a book entitled "Oral Pleasures" make that kind of mistake?

Tell it to the Judge.... The "Starrs" came out at 22 William Fs Special Prosecution Party. Kenneth, Monica, Billthe whole gang was there. Even Linda Tripp showed up holding a striking resemblance to 10 Georges Chris Riss. But the best guest appearance was made by Judge Judy who was there to lay to rest rumors that she and 208 Rodneys Cliff Lassahn are the same person. Judge Judy called Rehoboth photographer, Tony Burns, to the stand with questions about a picture he took of both Judy and Cliff togethera picture that would end the nasty speculation once and for all. But Tonys testimony was weak and couldnt help Judy solve her case: "When I took the picture, I said the camera was going to flash twice," explained Tony. "Judy and Cliff moved out of the frame before the image was captured. Have I ever told you the story about Tallulah Bankhead?" But Judge Judy ended Mr. Burns testimony there. Time will only tell if Judy and Cliff are one in the same, but the time spent wondering... is Shirley Worthette!

Art thou at home?.... Ask Edsel Gayoso or Ralph Clapier about the house at 211 Lake Drive, and theyll tell you its the most versatile house at the beach; able to host everything from cocktail socials to dining engagements to high energy dance parties. Over the years, theyve done them all. Most recently, however, they transformed their summer home into an art studio that highlighted urban-inspired thermal transfer artwork by Philadelphia artist Brian Petro. The house is a wonderful space to put art on display, and housemembers should consider featuring a different artist there every year. But without getting too far ahead, Petros show was well attended and liked by many. His works can be seen on a regular basis at Beach Essentials clothing store located in the 33 Baltimore Ave courtyard.

The Blue Moon just celebrated its 18th anniversary party on August 23! As always, the entire Moon team pulled out all the stops to transform the bar into a tropical paradise. One can only imagine what they have up their sleeves for their 20th anniversary in the year 2000! Hats off to owner Joyce Felton and the whole gang for making this one of the most energetic parties of the season. In a way, it serves as a kick-off for the final parties that will send us on our way until next summer. Take copious notes, those final parties are as follows:

You will get wet on this ride.... If youve ever attended a Squirt Gun Party then you know how wet you can get. That is why John Klenerts clan at 3 Country Club is asking that you wear nothing but a pair of boxers to their annual Squirt Gun Soiree. This fourth installment waterfest is being presented by Flabbercrombie & Bitch from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. on Saturday, August 29. So stop by with your 30 gallon, shoots 100 feet away super-soaker and get drenched!

I want to be loved by youboo boo bee doo.... Ever wonder what it feels like to be a castaway? To find out, go to 312 Bayards Tacky Tiki Party on August 29 to meet all your favorite friends from Gilligans Island. This is a three-hour tour beginning at 9 p.m. and ending at midnight. Housemother David Campbell expects everyone to get wrecked...shipwrecked that is. Dont miss it!

Do you have this in a medium? And by the way, care to dance? David Schaefer is inviting you to the Beach Essentials Summer Blowout Dance Party on August 29 from 9 p.m. to midnight. Purchase select items up to 50% off while dancing to the sounds of DJ Brian Norwood in the Beach Essentials courtyard located at 33 Baltimore Ave. Norwood is also premiering his newest CD entitled Summer Anthems 1998. Check it out!

If squirting guns, getting shipwrecked and shopping isnt too much your style, then join Double L and Cloud 9 for Black Party Weekend 98. On Saturday, August 29, start out at The Double L from 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. for The Black Tea (with Happy Hour prices), then head over to Cloud 9 for The Black Party with DJ Julian Marsh. The Black Party starts at 10 p.m. and lasts until 2 a.m., so get that black club gear on and get to steppin.

If all this partying isnt your style and youd rather be listening to a hot new solo pianist, then check out Dan Chadburn performing live on Saturday, August 29 from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. in the CAMP Rehoboth courtyard (Rainbow Alley), sponsored by Loris Cafe, and again on Sunday, August 30 from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. at Bose Factory Store Outlet (Center 3 on Route One). Pick up a copy of his new CDits great!

For you art lovers out there, the Blue Moon is presenting recent watercolors by Rodney Cook beginning September 4 until October 2 with the artists reception taking place on Sunday, September 13 from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. Be sure to stop by.

Labor Day weekend has no shortage of parties either. Everyone knows about SUNDANCE, the two day auction/dance event held at the Rehoboth Convention Center. If you havent already and would like to be a host for SUNDANCE or buy tickets to the auction/dance events, call CAMP Rehoboth at 227-5620 or stop by the office at 39 Baltimore Ave. Remember, SUNDANCE is a benefit for SCAC of Delaware and CAMP Rehoboth. Come out to support and recognize these two wonderful community service organizations and all the generous contributions they give to us year after year. The silent and live auctions will be held from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. on Saturday, September 5 with the dance event held on Sunday, September 6 from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m.

During the afternoon of Sunday, September 6, be sure to catch Rehoboths annual Drag Volleyball at the south end of Poodle Beach. You wont want to miss this unique and hilarious piece of entertainment. Simultaneously, 112 Atlantic and various other beach houses and local businesses are hosting the 6th annual Bamboo Brunch on the north end of Poodle Beach. This year, a portion of the $10 per person admission price is being donated to the Delaware HIV Consortiums Michael Brossette Fund. Last year, the Bamboo Brunch raised $900 for the Brossette Fund. If your beach house would like to participate in this years fund-raiser, contact Kevin McDuffie before Labor Day weekend at 227-4241. Brunch begins at noon and ends at sunset. See you there!

After rolling off the beach on Sunday, September 6, there are two parties for you to stop by before heading home to get ready for SUNDANCE. First there is 212 Philadelphias annual Back To School Party and second is 117 Atlantics post-beach Pool Party. Both are from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. Dont miss them.

At this point, I would like to invite each and every one of you to the Rehoboth Beach House Network. This isnt a house party, but a website that serves as a supplement to Washingtons Beach House Rush Party. If you have shares to sell or want to buy a share next summer, be sure to get listed on this site! Theres also plenty of other Rehoboth-related info that will help get you through those dreadful winter months when all youre thinking about is the beach! The site is kicking off on Labor Day Weekend at www.BEACHHOUSENETWORK.com See you on the World Wide Web!

Finally, the 1998 Poodle Awards are here! Nomination ballots were randomly handed out on Poodle Beach to approximately 200 beach-goers. It is with my deepest regret that houses having parties after the August 8 cut-off date were not included. So, 1013 Fifth Street, 210 New Castle, 22 William F, 312 Bayard "A", 3 Country Club, 212 Philadelphia, and 117 Atlantic, thank you for your hard work and enthusiasm for helping to make Rehoboth a more enjoyable place for all of us. Your efforts dont go unnoticed. Without further ado, the envelope please...

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LETTERS From CAMP Rehoboth, Vol. 8, No. 12, August 28, 1998.