LETTERS From CAMP Rehoboth |
Q Scope |
by Jill Dearman |
ARIES (March 21 to April 20): You may have to cut off a troublesome relationship altogether instead of prolonging the agony. Four planets in your house of ideas could stir up that brain of yours in some exciting ways. You are on the cutting edge of your field and should pursue a single wild ambition in several different ways. A Leo is your knight in shining latex.
TAURUS (April 21 to May 20): Your life takes a sexy turn in early June, and it's up to you to read the writing on the wall. You have this broken record in your head, darling. It's as if you think the same terrible thing is going to happen to you in love that happened before. Stop psyching yourself out. Then move on to the future with a fellow Taurus. GEMINI (May 21 to June 21): Venus in your house of friends could promote a different kind of closeness between you and a Scorpio pal, who may want to ride the edge or go all the way. Instead of obsessing about the next big thing, be thankful for all the little things that you already have in your hands. CANCER (June 22 to July 22): You are going to have to do some work before you can figure out all the secrets to your own private universe, darling. Stop measuring everything in your life as ifyou are the most lame-ass straight man. If you've got good love (or the chance to get it), what else matters? A Gemini helps you win a victory you thought had been lost weeks ago. LEO (July 23 to August 22): Uranus and Neptune may be spreading confusion and chaos in your love life, but don't worry, doll, this is as freaky as it's going to get. Come early June, you'll really need to put your mouth where your money is and promote yourself. A Libra will help toot your horn. VIRGO (August 23 to September 22): Take charge of you own destiny while four planets are squaring you, sweetie. Instead of complaining, why not quietly take steps to improve your fate? Tiny steps towards the existence you desire will get you there faster than bold and erratic moves. Another Virgo would like to try some bold and erratic moves on your face... LIBRA (September 23 to October 22): Make a major life decision in early June, but don't tell anyone about it. You will be better off if you do what you need to do in your most subtle, secretive, Libra way. Anything related to travel and learning could bring you the success that you've been longing for. But first, set some boundaries with an Aquarius who may be holding you back. SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21): Early June is all about finding balance in your most important relationship. If you've been too obsessed with sex or not obsessed enough, switch gears. Uncover your own hidden motivations instead of trying so hard to second guess everyone else's. A Capricorn is not all he or she seems to be. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21): While Pluto and Mars are both retrograde in your sign, why not have the hysterical emotional scene you've been wanting to have for months? A Libra will support you in whatever you do. So do something, dammit! CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19): You have to keep a lot of balls in the air during this season, sweetie, but you've got the balls to do it, doncha? You need to work on the tiny little details that will either haunt you or thrust you into greater fame when your day in the Sun arrives. A Cancer helps you stay focused with a sexual workout that works your assand your attitude. AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18): You may have to completely embarrass yourself in a social situation in order to get to the person you really want. Who cares? Do something passionate and romantic to let your lover know that you are serious. If he or she is a Sag, perhaps the two of you will decide to elope. PISCES (February 19 to March 20): Be frugal (as cheap as your mother, sweetie) during this cycle. With Saturn in your home sector, you really need to save money for the things that count. Your vague complaints have gotten annoying. Take a walk on the other side of the tracks and face your old self. A Gemini will meet you there. Jill Dearman is the author of the best-selling Queer Astrology for Men and Queer Astrology for Women (from St. Martin's Griffin). |
LETTERS From CAMP Rehoboth, Vol. 11, No. 5, May 18, 2001. |