LETTERS From CAMP Rehoboth |
Being Scene |
by Tom Minnuto |
David MacKay, you've inspired me. After reading your 10th anniversary essay for this column (July 14th issue)which was one cup wit, 1/2 cup nostalgia, a teaspoon of bitchiness and altogether fabulousI realized I'm far too gentle on the "beach blanket bimbos" sitting south of the boardwalk. Indeed, what happened to the good old days of "take no prisoners" gossip? After all, honesty is the best policy, n'est pas? If editor Steve Elkins doesn't throw a noose around my neck first, I'll do my best to remain true to the core values of this column. As you elegantly put it, "there are none." Since the pen is mightier than the sword, I'll start by slashing 312 Bayard's blockbuster ball, "The Gladiator Party." Those rowdy Richmond boys, led by Daisy Campbell, threw a heck of a party despite being warned about buying punch from the dollar store. Although several guests were seen throwing up in the yard after drinking the punch, each of them ranked the Roman romp as one of the summer's best so far. There were plenty of costumes too, including togas and Cleopatra wannabees. Unfortunately, a few poor souls didn't read the invitations correctly and prepared for a different theme altogether [I guess Elizabeth Taylor's picture and the word GLADIATOR written across the front of the invites just wasn't clear enough!] As a result, members of 208 Rodney came as Glade-iators, spraying cans of Glade air freshener everywhere to spice up the night [either that or it was something Jon Kaplan ate]. Let's also note that Chris Riss arrived with a dozen Gladiolas, which he must have stolen from 7 Lake Comegys when Tony Burns wasn't looking. Meanwhile, 104 Park's Mark Furman was off in the corner trying to convert yet another celebrity beefcake, Russell Crowe. The award for "most creative" goes to Bayard housemate, Michael Kronander, who did a fine job getting people to pee in the kitchen sink in order to eliminate the long line at the bathroomyet further evidence that something besides alcohol was in the punch. Over at 707 Bayard, housemother Gary Lloyd and company hosted a cocktail party inspired by Entertainment Weekly's "It" List. The idea was to invite only those Rehoboth socialites who possessed "It." Needless to say, there aren't enough Rehoboth boys who possess "It" to fill a Volkswagen Bug, but the ones who did attend were certainly the cream of the crop. A few gay boys walking by tried to crash the party, but they were quickly scared off by Keegan Riotto who has the ability to transform into a ferocious lion after drinking too much Hard Lemonade. One glance from those cat eyes was all that was needed. We didn't know the pussy had it in him. There's been quite a surge of 50th birthdays happening around town. CAMP Rehoboth's Steve Elkins, ex-Being Scene columnist Dave Parham and marvelous Mark Chaikowski all turned 50! Just to clarify things, Mark was supposed to turn 40, but he suddenly aged an extra ten years after he misplaced a very important Monopoly game piecethe one that granted him exclusive access to his own party. Randy and Tommy Marshall-Gibson hosted their annual Full Moon Party at 330 Beech. The couple erected their famous big top tent, laid out the dance floor, and called DJ Robbie Leslie to come spin tunes until morning. The last person to reportedly leave the sensational dance party was Tony Burns who was seen driving back to his Lake Comegys townhouse around 6:30 a.m. When asked where he gets all his energy, Tony replied (in his usual froggy voice), "I do the Tony Burns Trance every few hours to revive myself." According to Tony, he has developed the rare human ability to lay down and drift into a semi-conscious state of beingsomewhere between wakefulness and sleepto help re-energize his body. Unbeknownst to Tony, statistics show that circuit boys have been achieving this semi-conscious state for years without having to ever leave the dance floor. Maybe Tony could teach them how to do it the all-natural way. This weekend, Saturday, July 29th, Beach Essentials (33 Baltimore Ave.) is hosting its third annual Summer Dance Party in the Beach Essentials courtyard from 9 p.m. to midnight. Save up to 60% on selected merchandise while dancing to the sounds of DJ Darryl Strickland. On Saturday, August 5th from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. expect to be washed away by 3 Country Club's sixth annual Squirt Gun Party: The Perfect Squirt. Not even George Clooney can save you from this one. Grab a water gun and swish on over! Thenthis party needs no introduction208 Rodney hosts "Viva Las Vegas," a sure-fire hit from 9 p.m. to midnight. All you showgirls, hookers, dealers, gamblers, mobsters, Wayne Newtons and Liberacesit's time to shine. If you miss this party, you'll miss one of the best. See you on The Strip! It's that time again for everyone to get into the SUNDANCE spirit. Labor Day weekend wouldn't be the same without it. To be a host, supporter, sponsor, volunteer, or auction item donor, stop by CAMP Rehoboth at 39 Baltimore Ave., call 302-227-5620 or visit their Web site at www.sundancebenefit.com. SUNDANCE 2000, a weekend long event, includes an exceptional silent and live auction on Saturday, September 2, from 7 to 10 p.m., and an exhilarating dance event on Sunday, September 3, from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. Both are at the Rehoboth Beach Convention Center. This year's beneficiaries include SCAC, CAMP Rehoboth and The CAMP Rehoboth Community Center Project. Order your tickets today! 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LETTERS From CAMP Rehoboth, Vol. 10, No. 10, July 28, 2000. |