Quarantini
Dip the edges of a martini glass in fresh lemon juice and then dip again in ultrafine sugar.
Squeeze juice of 10 lemons into a cocktail shaker. Add four ounces of vodka and fill with large ice cubes.
Vigorously shake for at least 40 shakes.
Strain into a martini glass and add a thinly sliced lemon round to float on top.
Ask Alexa to play Sinatra’s “That’s Life,” and turn it up real loud.
Repeat as often as needed.